Thursday, November 30, 2017

And so it Begins...



Scrooge tells us “every idiot who goes about with ‘Merry Christmas’ on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart."

I think he was being far too kind.

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Tuesday, November 28, 2017

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like...


I don't mind mind the early start of the holiday season. Carolers full of candy are easy to catch.
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Thursday, November 23, 2017

Count to Ten...


Keep running your mouth, Aunt Martha. You'll be putting more than your heart and soul into your sausage stuffing this year.


Happy Thanksgiving from your friends at Two Sentence Horrors.

(Please don't kill your relatives and serve them for dinner.) 


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Tuesday, November 21, 2017

A World Gone Mad


They call me "cool, calm and collected." I like to think I keep my scary on the inside.
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Thursday, November 16, 2017

Pandora's Book



He muttered a few words from the dark book. "What could be the harm" he thought, as the endless night engulfed him.

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Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Arrangement in Grey and Black No. 3


It was supposed to be an artist's commission of a lifetime. I expected more gravitas from my angel of death.
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Thursday, November 9, 2017

There's No Place Like Home



We'll see what sort of reception I get from the family. They haven't seen me for a while, and I've been through some ... changes.
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Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Best Intentions



Donating your body to science: good. Not reading the fine print: not so good.
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Thursday, November 2, 2017

Flu Season


"You'll catch your death," as Mama would always say. How could she have known that even zombies get the blues...

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