Thursday, July 30, 2015

For the Dead Travel Fast


 I thought it would be cool to be a vampire like I'd seen in the movies.
Feeding is harder than I thought, and now mom wants to know what happened to the cat.

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Thursday, July 23, 2015

Fly Away Home

I am a brilliant geneticist, a genius, and they have me playing with... bugs. Fine, I'll track my subjects down, but first, I will enjoy my coffee.

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Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Here Kitty Kitty ...

 I cannot understand why people are afraid of cats. My little Luci wouldn't hurt a soul.

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Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Hello Boys and Girls


As a blank-eyed Goofy sunk his teeth into my skull,
I heard "It's a Small World" over the loud speakers.
Man, I hate that song. 

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Thursday, July 9, 2015

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Itsy Bitsy Spider Goes up the Water Spout ...


I saw the spider in the ER while they were x-raying my leg. 
Now the cast is on, and I can't find the spider, and my leg itches and burns...
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Thursday, July 2, 2015

A PSA, Eh?


Two Sentence Horrors wishes you a very happy Canada Day and 4th of July.
Remember to stay safe; intact brains are much tastier.

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