Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Thursday, May 26, 2016

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Solitarius



It took months, but we finally hunted down the hoard; I found the last one wondering aimlessly in the noon sun. I shot it in the head, as much for its sake as for mine.

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Thursday, May 19, 2016

A Dog's Life, Part 2



That poor pup will be the death of me. I put a pill in some meat in the yard, then it's off to the neuter clinic with him!
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Tuesday, May 17, 2016

A Dog's Life, Part 1


There's an old lady next door who hates seeing an animal in trouble. Every full moon I do my thing, and she cleans up the mess....perfect!

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Thursday, May 12, 2016

The Recipe Box


So you complain about food from your mother:
"She'd serve cans of one thing or another..."
Well I don't give a rip
about your locavore trip;
Who do you think cooked up your brother?



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Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Locavore




I grew up on convenience food, but it was ... bland, so now I hunt my own. The look in their eyes as they fade... such a difference.
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Thursday, May 5, 2016

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

The Grind (Part 1)

I don't care for modern methods. Never mind old school, I'm medieval.


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