For the Dead Travel Fast

 I thought it would be cool to be a vampire like I'd seen in the movies.
Feeding is harder than I thought, and now mom wants to know what happened to the cat.

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The Devil Within ...

 Come closer child. You'll be safe with me.

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Fly Away Home

I am a brilliant geneticist, a genius, and they have me playing with... bugs. Fine, I'll track my subjects down, but first, I will enjoy my coffee.

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Here Kitty Kitty ...

 I cannot understand why people are afraid of cats. My little Luci wouldn't hurt a soul.

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Welcome Home

They're going to let me out. They said they'd let me out...

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Hello Boys and Girls

As a blank-eyed Goofy sunk his teeth into my skull,
I heard "It's a Small World" over the loud speakers.

Man, I hate that song. 

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Jaw-z

 You can't see me, but I can taste you.

Time to feast.

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Itsy Bitsy Spider Goes up the Water Spout ...

I saw the spider in the ER while they were x-raying my leg. 

Now the cast is on, and I can't find the spider, and my leg itches and burns...

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A PSA, Eh?

Two Sentence Horrors wishes you a very happy Canada Day and 4th of July.

Remember to stay safe; intact brains are much tastier.

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